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How’d ya like to watch red crabs cross Christmas Island

How’d ya like to catch a sight of them emerging from the sea?
How’d ya like to watch red crabs cross Christmas Island?
How’d ya like to see a coconut crab in a coconut tree?

Check out those the crustaceans as they migrate along

Hear their claws as they scratch, scuttle and pinch
As they sing out their song?
They number in the millions on Christmas Island
They can live on land or water but this island is where they belong

We number in the millions on Christmas Island
We can live on land or water but this island is where we belong


How’d ya like to watch a coconut crab
 crush a bone like a twig

They can weigh up to nine pounds, and eat a whole pig
If you ever watch crabs spawn on Christmas Island

You will never stay there anymore

Because coconut crabs are big

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from Troll The Ancient Yuletide Carols v. 3, released December 2, 2022
a parody of "Christmas Island"
written by Lyle Moraine
lyrics by Hob the Troll

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