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Drinking With Some Elves
04:21
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Sweet smells of fancy cocoa
Drives me and my friends loco
Thoughts in my head of gingerbread
I’m drinking with some elves
When you’re dazzled by the lights
On a not so silent night
You see ‘em around the north side of town
I’m drinking with some elves
Drinking with some Elves
Drinking with some Elves
They sip their eggnog neat from a booster seat
I’m drinking with some Elves
Making toys for all over the world
For good boys, nbs, and girls
Santa gets the cred so they party instead
Find me drinking with some elves
So let’s take another nip
From this flask that’s at my hip
They build stuff for you they deserve a brew
I’ll be drinking with some elves
Drinking with some Elves
Drinking with some Elves
They’re doing Yeager shots then building toys for tots
I’m drinking with some Elves
Making Toys all for all over the world
For good boys, NBs and girls
Leave the cookies for Claus cus we’re gonna get sauced
See I’m drinking with some Elves
So let’s cheer to another yule
Then pour back a Moscow mule
They’re wearing curly shoes, pouring down the booze
I’m drinking with some elves
Drinking with some Elves
Drinking with some Elves
Have a mai tai or three under the Christmas tree
I’m drinking with some Elves
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Fröštïë (Awful Version)
03:22
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Fröštïë the Snowman was a ice wraith with no soul
With a gaping maw and carrot nose
And two eyes as black as coal
Fröštïë the Snowman, is what all men must fear
A boneless beast born to only feast
and the children called him here
There must have been some horror in the top hat that they found
For when it took on it’s true form hell froze up through the ground
Oh
Fröštïë the Snowman in defiance of God’s will
And the children say he could laugh and play
and no mortal man can kill
Crunchety Crunch Crunch (x2)
Arterial spray on snow
“Crunchety Crunch Crunch” (x2)
The last sounds that you’ll know
Fröštïë the Snowman filled each winter night with dread
As hours grows long, children sang his song
and forsook their prayers instead.
Down in the village they lit fire to all they saw
In a blinding roar, burning every door
and proclaimed it martial law
He lead the children to the place the sacred fire was lit
A holy man condemned them, and off his head was bit
Chompety Chomp Chomp (x2)
Look at Frosty eat
Chompety Chomp Chomp (x2)
A snowman full of meat
Fröštïë the Snowman had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye, and let out a cry that still haunts me to this day.
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1 I ate three sheets of gingerbread
At the display at the display
I ate three sheets of gingerbread
at the display at the Costco
2 And what else did I snack upon
At the display at the display
And what else did I snack upon
At the display at the Costco
3 Two dozen samples of eclairs
At the display at the display
Two dozen samples of eclairs
At the display at the Costco
4 Then cheese and crackers I did eat
At the display at the display
Then cheese and crackers I did eat
At the display at the Costco
5 The sad teen working glared in rage
At the display at the display
The sad teen working glared in rage
At the display at the Costco
6 An older lady swore at me
At the display at the display
An older lady swore at me
At the display at the Costco
7 The ma nagement asked me to leave
At the display at the display
The management asked me to leave
At the display at the Costco
8 I stuffed my mouth and ran away
From the display from the display
I stuffed my mouth and ran away
From the display at the Costco
9 Next week I’ll do it all again
At the display at the display
Their turnover is very high
At the displays at the Costco
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Santa's Beard
01:54
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Christmas Crabs
02:20
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How’d ya like to watch red crabs cross Christmas Island
How’d ya like to catch a sight of them emerging from the sea?
How’d ya like to watch red crabs cross Christmas Island?
How’d ya like to see a coconut crab in a coconut tree?
Check out those the crustaceans as they migrate along
Hear their claws as they scratch, scuttle and pinch
As they sing out their song?
They number in the millions on Christmas Island
They can live on land or water but this island is where they belong
We number in the millions on Christmas Island
We can live on land or water but this island is where we belong
How’d ya like to watch a coconut crab
crush a bone like a twig
They can weigh up to nine pounds, and eat a whole pig
If you ever watch crabs spawn on Christmas Island
You will never stay there anymore
Because coconut crabs are big
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Hob The Troll St. Petersburg, Florida
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