A Parody of "Do You Hear What I Hear?" by Noël Regney & Gloria Shayne
Lyrics by Hob the Troll
lyrics
I turned to my sister in the car
“Did you fear what I fear?”
(do you fear what I fear?)
In the back seat from our Grandma’s house
“Do you fear what I fear?”
(do you fear what I fear?)
The toot and squeak of Pierogi farts arrive
We’re ten minutes into a 3 hour drive
And we’re ten minutes into a 3 hour drive
I pull some gum out of my winter coat
“Can I have some gum too?”
(can I have some gum too?)
The flavor will be gone before you know
“Can I have some gum too?”
(can I have some gum too?)
Mom turns around, "You’re chewing way too loud
Gum in the car is not allowed
Gum in the car is not allowed!"
Then mom lights another cigarette
“Can I crack the window?”
(can I crack the window?)
She coughs and dad farts once again
“Can I crack the window?
(can I crack the window?)"
He coughs and drives, says “Just enjoy the ride
I want to keep the heat inside!
I want to keep the heat inside!”
My sister takes off her winter boots
“Do you smell what I smell?”
(do you smell what I smell?)
She kicks them to my side of the car
“Do you smell what I smell?”
(do you smell what I smell?)
She kicks Dad’s seat, it stinks like butt and feet
As we drive through 4 inches of sleet
As we drive through 4 inches of sleet
