O The Wrapping Of The Presents

from Handley Brothers Benefit by Hob The Troll

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lyrics

Oh the paper and the ribbon Where did I put them now?
I swear if I don’t find them I’m going to have a cow .

O the wrapping of the presents
And the spreading of good cheer
I am sick of all this clutter
You’ll just get gift cards next year

Do we have everyone’s address?
Do we have the stamps to send?
I’ve been to the post office twice today
And I shall not go again

O the wrapping of the presents
and the sending of the cards
Did you see Jerry added ten more
Inflatables in his yard

We have cash to tip the postman,
and the neighbors get cupcakes
We’ll fancy up some store boughts, there’s no more that I shall bake

O the wrapping of the presents
and the cooking of the treats
I finished off the eggnog
with a basket of smoked meats

Regifting to the in-laws that dreadful tea towel set
That Auntie bought at Kohls
from the clearance rack I bet

O the wrapping of the presents
and the hiding of the tag
If it doesn’t fit just return it
The receipt is in the bag.

We do this every damn year,
there’s no way to escape
I need to run to target,
we’re completely out of tape

O the wrapping of the presents
And the spreading of good cheer
I am sick of all this clutter
You’ll just get scratch offs next year